fuckinq:

"can you stop clicking your pen"

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16 hours ago // 131,949 notes
patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

spankmehardbarry:

pizza:

did u guys see me at the oscars

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16 hours ago // 456,612 notes
vvebkin:


facebook on your birthday 

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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16 hours ago // 143,677 notes

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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16 hours ago // 369,334 notes

foreveralone-lyguy:

Wtf the Apple Store doesn’t even sell fruit

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16 hours ago // 259,554 notes
hestheoriginal:

"Which is annoying."
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